CUNNING

pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

saidbhinluch:

istehlurvz:

tres13:

ffuwaffuwa:

I only have 4 moods:

  • fuck this
  • fuck that
  • fuck me
  • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

  • fuck yeah
  • fuck no
  • fuck my life
  • fuck everything

and don’t forget the inevitable 

  • fuck it

and for those who have just given up

  • fuck

this is beautiful

posted 2 days ago with 352,536 notes

userbar:

all i want in life is to lose weight and gain money

yet instead, here i am, gaining weight and losing money

posted 2 days ago with 5,217 notes

harrysrad:

when your friends are exchanging secrets right in front of you

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posted 2 days ago with 74,474 notes

anusclap:

laughing with your best friend until your stomachs hurt <3

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posted 2 days ago with 120,556 notes

  • Men: If Orange is the New Black is so good with representation, why are all the men horrible?
  • Women: They're not all horrible. Bennett's nice. What more do you want?
  • Men: But he's clueless and irresponsible! And that's just ONE guy! How can you give me ONE decent male character in a slew of diverse female characters and call THAT representation?
  • Women:
  • Women:
  • Women:
  • Women:
  • Women:
  • Women:
  • Women: ...must be tough.

posted 2 days ago with 185,930 notes

bussykiller:

getting home and being able to take off your pants more like

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posted 2 days ago with 241,448 notes

unclefather:

who did this
  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

posted 2 days ago with 87,433 notes

eeveez:

you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk

posted 2 days ago with 436,906 notes

rneerkat:

an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable

posted 2 days ago with 327,353 notes

happiest:

can I stay in bed until 2025

posted 2 days ago with 130,600 notes

"They’re like, 12"
The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via assguard)

posted 2 days ago with 614,145 notes

pink-hime:

when music continues to play after i closed the tab

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posted 2 days ago with 452,142 notes

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